I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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