I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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