I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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