Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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