...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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