Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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