after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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