Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You made out with two different species that night
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
