Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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