That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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