can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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