got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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