doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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