I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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