BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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