did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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