I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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