Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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