I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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