i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
