how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's never too late to be topless.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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