its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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