I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Holy sore nipples Batman
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
