Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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