Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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