Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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