If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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