Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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