he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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