Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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