I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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