Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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