Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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