That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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