i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
