Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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