found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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