His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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