I seem to have left my pride at pride
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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