meet me or not, i'm out of control
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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