And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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