I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just googled if crying burns calories
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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