Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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