clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Holy sore nipples Batman
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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