A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize