I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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