After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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