i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
