My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
she looked like the before picture.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
