Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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