Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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