Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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