I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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