I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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