Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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