its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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